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10 hours ago

lunatoneitdown:

me as a sperm

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10 hours ago

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

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10 hours ago

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

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10 hours ago

jessepumpkin:

getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

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10 hours ago

wakeupdonniedarko:

If you’re not drinking, you’re not playing.

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10 hours ago

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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10 hours ago

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

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10 hours ago

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

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10 hours ago

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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